Unfollowing him on social media, then forcing your sisters to let you stalk him from your account. TSM.

Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.

Unintentionally matching outfits with your big. TSM.

Pregaming five hour before the event starts. TSM.

Fraternity girlfriends being a sorority of its own. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling ID. TSM.

“I’m not a bitch, I’m THE bitch.” TSM.

Whatever, I’m prettier than her. TSM.

“Are you dressing cute, or no?” TSM.