Liking every single one of your ex’s Insta posts. Not to mess with him, but to mess with the girl he’s talking to. TSM.

If you have to ask whether you should text him, you probably shouldn’t, and you probably will. TSM.

Never doing the walk of shame, because you don’t travel to hook up. You make them come to you. TSM.

Stalking his social media regularly, but refusing to follow. TSM.

Deciding on the outfit before deciding on the date. TSM.

*Wakes up*
*Deletes Snapchat story* TSM.

I haven’t slept with anyone all summer. I’m basically a virgin. TSM.

“Seriously, though.” TSM.

The unspoken understanding that social chair is the most important officer in the house. TSM.

Bragging about your Internet stalking abilities. TSM.