“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Hooking up, because your feet hurt, and it’s a further walk to your house than it is to his. TSTC.

Feeling like Helen of Troy is your kindred spirit when you’re hooking up with two guys in rival fraternities. TSM.

“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.

Being more committed to your favorite mascara than you ever have been to a guy. TSM.

Summer separation anxiety. TSM.

Being known for your klepto skills. TSM.

Getting mad at your drunken alter ego for befriending a girl in your rival sorority. TSM.

“I get what I want.” TSM.