The hottest thing you can wear is your letters. TSM.
The hottest thing you can wear is your letters. TSM.
I wish her a long life with a small ring. TSM.
Having more memories in the bar bathroom than in the bar. TSM.
Do I want to give you a blow job? No. Will I? Still no. TSTC.
“Which fraternity is he in?” TSM.
Dramatically breaking up with someone you weren’t even dating. TSM.
I’ve got 99 problems, but a big ain’t one. TSM.
Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.