Every drunk picture is a kissing face because you love everyone when you’re drunk. And also, cheekbones. TSM.

She puts the “hell” in “Panhellenic.” TSM.

I plan to be involved as a senior, so long as my involvement means I can be drunk. TSM.

I may be crazy, but you’d still rather be with me than against me. TSM.

No one would ever be so stupid as to ask me to be a sober sister. TSM.

Graduating from college but never from the group chat. TSM.

Being the new member everyone loved and the senior everyone fears. TSM.

1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.

“Can we pregame that?” TSM.

Using your boyfriend’s fraternity as a recruitment tool. TSM.