Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.

When did we take this picture? TSM.

Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

Only buying sunglasses that are big enough to reflect your attitude. TSM.

Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.

If you liked it then you should have put a monogram on it. TSM.

Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.