I wouldn’t exactly say 5 is a low number, but I definitely agree with this piece. Not sure why having either a high or low number is frowned upon. As long as it’s what makes you happy, you do you!
First of all let me just say I absolutely love your satirical and comedic writing! I think your articles are always spot on with the perfect blend of comedy and wit. But remember that boobs ARE power!! Freeing the nipple is about that and if anything it adds to your power! The power of the boob will never go away. Also all nipples are awesome – regardless if they have a “weird” shape or are big or hairy. Appreciate your body all the same and just enjoy being able to #freethenipple!
I mean, with all due respect ( and I totally get what you’re saying, especially with her age), I think she likes the attention. I think she really enjoys the spotlight. She purposely signed contracts and allowed herself to be on tv and everything – and I do feel bad for her at times because it must really suck to never have a moment to yourself. But truthfully, I think if she didn’t want to be in it, she’d find a way to remove herself from it.
She’s adorable
Sorry, why is this down voted…?
Cheating is cheating! I hate when people use this as an excuse. Why does being the same gender omit the act of cheating? Own up to it!
I wouldn’t exactly say 5 is a low number, but I definitely agree with this piece. Not sure why having either a high or low number is frowned upon. As long as it’s what makes you happy, you do you!
But why? Some people are just naturally that introverted and shy in bed. It shouldn’t automatically be a turn off.
She’s gorgeous and seems like such a kind person! Not sure how she’d be “fat” in any universe. Must be jealous people.
No offense to Beyoncé but she did just perform. It seems like there are plenty of other great musicians who could be given the opportunity as opposed to somebody who already got the chance. I read somewhere that Bruno Mars is supposed to make an appearance as well. Same issue.
This makes my life
As someone on the reverse side of things, this made me at least feel like I got a little closure.
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I’m sorry – I’m talking about empowering women and allowing them to do what they want with their bodies…why is my comment so bad….?
First of all let me just say I absolutely love your satirical and comedic writing! I think your articles are always spot on with the perfect blend of comedy and wit. But remember that boobs ARE power!! Freeing the nipple is about that and if anything it adds to your power! The power of the boob will never go away. Also all nipples are awesome – regardless if they have a “weird” shape or are big or hairy. Appreciate your body all the same and just enjoy being able to #freethenipple!
^ this surprised me as well!
I mean, with all due respect ( and I totally get what you’re saying, especially with her age), I think she likes the attention. I think she really enjoys the spotlight. She purposely signed contracts and allowed herself to be on tv and everything – and I do feel bad for her at times because it must really suck to never have a moment to yourself. But truthfully, I think if she didn’t want to be in it, she’d find a way to remove herself from it.