Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
Every publication in the world operates at least in part off of tips. That’s not lazy, that’s just how it works. In terms of “research,” I look at the numbers every day, and the fact of the matter is the numbers show people like reading about these things so we’re not going to stop writing them. If there’s something else you’d like to see us write in addition, we’d be happy to.
Why would people just lie about that. There are catty bitches in sororities sometimes, just like the rest of the world, but if you aren’t making real friends, what’s the point?
I’m not from the south. I’ve heard Kylie refer to past tense as “he” and present tense as “she,” that’s the reason I did it that way. I can’t even reply to the allegations against Koko, because they’re so absurd.
Every publication in the world operates at least in part off of tips. That’s not lazy, that’s just how it works. In terms of “research,” I look at the numbers every day, and the fact of the matter is the numbers show people like reading about these things so we’re not going to stop writing them. If there’s something else you’d like to see us write in addition, we’d be happy to.
It just gets bleeped out in the app, I think because of App Store regulations and ad stuff.
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Why you gotta be so cruel? Don’t you know I’m human too :/
I laughed.
You have no idea how many of these we reject, though.
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She’s not. I think that’s just a rumor that got started somehow.
Omg.
Jesus. For someone who’s mad that she wasn’t nice……
You can be Type B and not awkward. In fact, I’d say Type B girls are the “cool girls,” usually.
You can find a job even if you sucked a dick before.
Same.
Why would people just lie about that. There are catty bitches in sororities sometimes, just like the rest of the world, but if you aren’t making real friends, what’s the point?
“Laugh” is literally our Twitter bio. I love those hashtags.
I can see it. I like Kylie a lot, I just like the other people a little more.
I’m not from the south. I’ve heard Kylie refer to past tense as “he” and present tense as “she,” that’s the reason I did it that way. I can’t even reply to the allegations against Koko, because they’re so absurd.
^RT. I hate when guys say that.
That’s the point! It should be subtle, but you can surely tell the difference between the before and after.
Really? I’m kind of appalled if they haven’t. But I’m weird. And old.