She’s fat. She talks about being fat in her “jokes” (because let’s be real she’s so fucking unfunny watching her for more than 2 minutes makes me want to put a gun in my mouth). So why is it okay for her to literally make the biggest deal out of being proud to be fat but people have to pretend this bitch is a size 6??? Nah girl, you’re fat and unfunny. If you were funny, we’d talk about your career, like 99% of people do about Melissa Mcarthy.
She twerks like an angel apparently. Seems like there’s two sides to every story and all we know for sure is that mommy dearest doesn’t know the whole thing.
Exactly what I was thinking! Seems pretty fucking sus that his guy friends have no issues hanging out and being chill while the one female friend is too busy saying IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BF IM JUST HIS (self proclaimed) SUPER HOT FRIEND, TRUST ME ITS NOT FUN!!!!!
I come from a small beach town in Maryland and just recently moved to Orlando. This made me feel weirdly homesick, but in a good way! It’s all so true!!
Thoughts and feelings on “secret menu” options? I normally ask if they have certain ingredients in season and then give them the recipe…is this obnoxious and basic or acceptable?? You are saving lives girl!!!
Lol just bc you’re fatter doesn’t make homegirl any skinnier, but nice try.
She’s fat. She talks about being fat in her “jokes” (because let’s be real she’s so fucking unfunny watching her for more than 2 minutes makes me want to put a gun in my mouth). So why is it okay for her to literally make the biggest deal out of being proud to be fat but people have to pretend this bitch is a size 6??? Nah girl, you’re fat and unfunny. If you were funny, we’d talk about your career, like 99% of people do about Melissa Mcarthy.
She twerks like an angel apparently. Seems like there’s two sides to every story and all we know for sure is that mommy dearest doesn’t know the whole thing.
Exactly what I was thinking! Seems pretty fucking sus that his guy friends have no issues hanging out and being chill while the one female friend is too busy saying IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BF IM JUST HIS (self proclaimed) SUPER HOT FRIEND, TRUST ME ITS NOT FUN!!!!!
Lol sure you are sweetie, just keep sipping that frappacino and tell us alllll about your abs
I come from a small beach town in Maryland and just recently moved to Orlando. This made me feel weirdly homesick, but in a good way! It’s all so true!!
Hope you got her permission to post, because shes threatening to sue people on tumblr that are making fun of her. What a nut case…
Thoughts and feelings on “secret menu” options? I normally ask if they have certain ingredients in season and then give them the recipe…is this obnoxious and basic or acceptable?? You are saving lives girl!!!
Another example of the age old proverb: if you have to tell us you’re classy, you aren’t.