“What have we learned from all this? Well, some guys don’t understand the definition of the word “crazy.” ”
‘Crazy’ doesn’t even BEGIN to describe the fucking lunatics described in these stories. All of these women need to be institutionalized. The fact that you consider anything in this article to be even remotely within the bounds of acceptable human behavior is pretty troubling, HotPiece.
To synthesize the results of these studies: 85% of American women say they are satisfied with their partner’s penis, but women on average state that their ideal preferred penis size is 6.4 inches, which is 25% longer than the medically-average penis size of 5.1 inches.
“Many men live lives of misery and shame, or undergo harmful and unproven interventions, due to a false belief they are abnormal.” Like he literally did it so guys wouldn’t feel bad if they were small.”
Your reading comprehension skills leave much to be desired, Vern.
Nah. If you wanted to be with him you would have done so when you had the chance. You didn’t go for it because you’re not attracted to him. That’s what the “friend zone” really means when you get down to it. Stop kidding yourself.
1) If literally every time you go out you move your condom stash to your roommate’s dresser, why do you even keep it in yours in the first place? Just leave it in hers permanently if it’s gonna be there every time you actually need one. Fucking girl logic, man…..
2) Your “I’m so chaste I don’t even keep condoms here” plan isn’t going to fool him, and is actually going to achieve the exact opposite effect you intend – making you seem like an even dirtier slut. The fact that you brought him home straight from the bar means he already knows you’re a slut who regularly does this with other guys too. (Do you seriously think we actually believe you when you say “I never do this”? We are well aware that ” I never do this” is girl speak for “I do this all the time”. Stop wasting your breath, we know bullshit when we hear it). Since we already know that we are not the only guy you’ve brought home before, alarm bells start ringing if you don’t have condoms in your bedside drawer because it means you’re rawdogging guys on the reg. Being a slut is cool (we wouldn’t have gone home with you if it wasn’t), but catching herpes from some bar rando ain’t cool. Not having condoms ready to go makes us wonder what kind of shit you’ve picked up from other guys, and we may have to eject from the situation pre-coitus.
So….. A bunch of girls dressed up as pregnant teen moms, and the PC Brigade immediately assumes they are parodying black people? Who is actually the one being racist here?
It just is. Shy girls suck in bed. They don’t move around, they barely make noise, they don’t like trying new things, and just generally act like sex is a chore. It’s fucking boring. Sex with a girl who is really into it is a million times hotter.
“What have we learned from all this? Well, some guys don’t understand the definition of the word “crazy.” ”
‘Crazy’ doesn’t even BEGIN to describe the fucking lunatics described in these stories. All of these women need to be institutionalized. The fact that you consider anything in this article to be even remotely within the bounds of acceptable human behavior is pretty troubling, HotPiece.
These guys are about in the same league as you are, looks-wise, Blondie. Get over yourself.
Aaaaaaaand off to pornhub I go.
To synthesize the results of these studies: 85% of American women say they are satisfied with their partner’s penis, but women on average state that their ideal preferred penis size is 6.4 inches, which is 25% longer than the medically-average penis size of 5.1 inches.
Female logic at its finest.
“Many men live lives of misery and shame, or undergo harmful and unproven interventions, due to a false belief they are abnormal.” Like he literally did it so guys wouldn’t feel bad if they were small.”
Your reading comprehension skills leave much to be desired, Vern.
Cunnilingus causes throat cancer tbough, Rachel. You trying to get us killed?
You sound fucking insane.
You sound like a real peach.
Even if she’s a cruel alcoholic who physically abused him and his siblings as children and publicly belittles them as adults?
Nah. If you wanted to be with him you would have done so when you had the chance. You didn’t go for it because you’re not attracted to him. That’s what the “friend zone” really means when you get down to it. Stop kidding yourself.
There are actually studies that show that Millenials have LESS casual sex and fewer partners than Gen Xers and Boomers did at their age.
Anal is “taboo”? I thought it was pretty standard these days. Frankly, if a girl refuses to do anal it’s honestly kinda weird.
6. Try Anal
#BUTTSTUFF2016
1) If literally every time you go out you move your condom stash to your roommate’s dresser, why do you even keep it in yours in the first place? Just leave it in hers permanently if it’s gonna be there every time you actually need one. Fucking girl logic, man…..
2) Your “I’m so chaste I don’t even keep condoms here” plan isn’t going to fool him, and is actually going to achieve the exact opposite effect you intend – making you seem like an even dirtier slut. The fact that you brought him home straight from the bar means he already knows you’re a slut who regularly does this with other guys too. (Do you seriously think we actually believe you when you say “I never do this”? We are well aware that ” I never do this” is girl speak for “I do this all the time”. Stop wasting your breath, we know bullshit when we hear it). Since we already know that we are not the only guy you’ve brought home before, alarm bells start ringing if you don’t have condoms in your bedside drawer because it means you’re rawdogging guys on the reg. Being a slut is cool (we wouldn’t have gone home with you if it wasn’t), but catching herpes from some bar rando ain’t cool. Not having condoms ready to go makes us wonder what kind of shit you’ve picked up from other guys, and we may have to eject from the situation pre-coitus.
These houses should sue her for slander. If she wasn’t raped in their house she has no right to imply that she was.
#BUTTSTUFF2016
So….. A bunch of girls dressed up as pregnant teen moms, and the PC Brigade immediately assumes they are parodying black people? Who is actually the one being racist here?
Or you could just admit your mistake and apologize like a rational adult. But I guess sociopathic manipulation works too. Whatever.
It just is. Shy girls suck in bed. They don’t move around, they barely make noise, they don’t like trying new things, and just generally act like sex is a chore. It’s fucking boring. Sex with a girl who is really into it is a million times hotter.