^ The difference is, she’s not going to obsess over it and the amount of girls I’ve fucked is not going to be an issue for my long-term marriage prospects because society has established that male promiscuity is not a negative, but female promiscuity is. Yep, it’s a double standard. Tough shit, life ain’t fair. This is the way it’s been pretty much everywhere in the world since the dawn of civilization, and it’s not gonna change any time soon. Even the feminist movement failed to make a dent in this perception.
TL;DR – A key that can open any lock is a master key. A lock that can be opened by any key is just a shitty fuckin’ lock.
More sexual partners = higher chance of catching STD. It’s pretty fucking unlikely that a girl who’s fucked 20 guys used a condom every single time. And condoms aren’t foolproof, nor are they effective at preventing all STD’s. If you wanna fuck dozens of guys, knock yourself out. But don’t kid yourself into thinking it won’t affect your wifey prospects. Besides, no guy wants to have eskimo brothers present at his wedding.
“…A sense of humor is the number one most attractive quality in a guy”
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Yeah, that’s why girls everywhere flick the bean to Louis CK and Dave Attell – not Channing Tatum or that dude from Twilight. Humor is way hotter than being hot.
Either that or he was gay. Those are literally the only two possibilities. A straight guy will not just “hang out” with his girlfriend’s friends when she’s not around. That doesn’t make any sense. He’s either fucking one of them on the side or he’s gay.
Or you could just completely un-follow people who post about this. Anyone who gives a fuck about some limey princess’s spawn isn’t worth following in the first place. This is America.
I thought the whole point of probation was that you go to jail if you commit any other offenses during its duration. If you violated your probation but aren’t sent to jail, then what the fuck does probation mean?
Not all women are, umm, “equipped” to pull this off.
^ The difference is, she’s not going to obsess over it and the amount of girls I’ve fucked is not going to be an issue for my long-term marriage prospects because society has established that male promiscuity is not a negative, but female promiscuity is. Yep, it’s a double standard. Tough shit, life ain’t fair. This is the way it’s been pretty much everywhere in the world since the dawn of civilization, and it’s not gonna change any time soon. Even the feminist movement failed to make a dent in this perception.
TL;DR – A key that can open any lock is a master key. A lock that can be opened by any key is just a shitty fuckin’ lock.
More sexual partners = higher chance of catching STD. It’s pretty fucking unlikely that a girl who’s fucked 20 guys used a condom every single time. And condoms aren’t foolproof, nor are they effective at preventing all STD’s. If you wanna fuck dozens of guys, knock yourself out. But don’t kid yourself into thinking it won’t affect your wifey prospects. Besides, no guy wants to have eskimo brothers present at his wedding.
SPOILER ALERT: They’re not actually going to shut down over this.
Seek therapy.
“…A sense of humor is the number one most attractive quality in a guy”
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Yeah, that’s why girls everywhere flick the bean to Louis CK and Dave Attell – not Channing Tatum or that dude from Twilight. Humor is way hotter than being hot.
I looked at their top ten. These are seriously the hottest women Cornell has to offer? Yikes.
What a party-pooper.
#PrayForParks
She responded to one tweet you sent her. This amounts to a “war”?
Your friend is pretty dumb.
I get the feeling HotPiece already propositioned both of them and was rejected.
You spelled “bitches” wrong.
John Boehner takes shits that are more powerful than the royal family of England.
Either that or he was gay. Those are literally the only two possibilities. A straight guy will not just “hang out” with his girlfriend’s friends when she’s not around. That doesn’t make any sense. He’s either fucking one of them on the side or he’s gay.
England – NF
Or you could just completely un-follow people who post about this. Anyone who gives a fuck about some limey princess’s spawn isn’t worth following in the first place. This is America.
1) You can turn autocorrect off.
2) You can add specific exemptions for abbreviations you commonly use so that they don’t get autocorrected.
I thought the whole point of probation was that you go to jail if you commit any other offenses during its duration. If you violated your probation but aren’t sent to jail, then what the fuck does probation mean?
Is this guy really widely considered a sex symbol among girls our age? He always seemed a little…….. effeminate to me.