Petty is just pretty without the ‘r’. TSM.

I think I’m a fun time but standards doesn’t think so. TSM.

Mastering the skill of getting ready fast, but still presentable enough for letters. TSM.

Running on two hours of sleep and having glitter everywhere must mean it’s big/little week. TSM.

If Angelina Jolie can divorce from Brad Pitt, you can get over a mediocre frat boy. TSM.

Today’s smokey eye is brought to you by last night’s eyeliner.

Boyfriend: “You keep making jokes about being crazy but I don’t really think you are”
Me: “LOL just wait.” TSM.

“Mom you don’t need grandchildren. You have grandlittles!” TSM.