Beating the guys at their own game — whether it’s beer pong or matters of the heart — every single time. TSM.

“That would be so cute with letters on it.” TSM.

As I walk through the valley in the shadow of the frat house, I will fear no standards, for my vodka and whiskey they comfort me. TSM.

“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.

Having a signature dance move. TSM.

There is a special place in heaven for boys who understand the importance of asking you to formal in the most public and extravagant way possible. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

“If you don’t want to date me that’s fine, but you’re wrong and I hate you.”- Workaholics. TSM.