Wishing the TFM Sweethearts had their sorority listed under their bio so I could judge them more efficiently. TSM.

Being voted Sweetheart because I’m actually friends with the guys, not because I sleep with them. TSM.

A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been raised by a queen. TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. TSM.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? TSM.

The difference between me and her is I can make him smile with my clothes on. TSM.