Never had my belly button pierced. TSM.

Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.

No Tramp Stamp. TSM.

Adopting an underprivileged teenager and having him become an NFL star. TSM.

Being a Jackie, not a Marilyn. TSM.

You’re right GDI. Leggings aren’t pants…if you’re fat. TSM.

A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.