Being invited to a fraternity’s formal before their sweetheart is. TSM.

Knowing the details of a fraternity’s formal before its members do. TSM.

“We have more drunk photos than sober ones.” TSM.

Having to go to a fraternity’s standards meeting. TSM.

Using Opening Day as an excuse to drink and watch baseball asses. TSM.

Showing up drunk to the standards meeting you’re running. TSTC.