Saying “hashtag” out loud. TSM.

I don’t like him. I like his fraternity. TSM.

Being personally victimized by the standards chair. TSM.

“Seriously, what is my life?” TSM.

Family carpools to standards meetings. TSM.

Relating personally to every line in #Selfie. TSM.

Getting anxiety over which size t-shirt to order. TSM.

Always working out in spandex shorts. TSM.