“Can you help me pick a filter? I want to look tan.” TSM.

Hook up with the little. Date the big. TSM.

Having a boy on-call from each top tier fraternity. TSM.

Being convinced you would make a good standards chair since you’ve been to so many meetings. TSM.

“I think I’m permanently fucked up from this weekend.” TSM.

Accumulating t-shirts, memories, and reputations. TSTC.

Shack shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.