I don’t like him. I like his penis. TSTC.
I don’t like him. I like his penis. TSTC.
Having shirts from parties you didn’t even go to. TSM.
“I hate that he’s seen me naked.” TSM.
Drunkenly eating a strangers Girl Scout cookies, because it’s your philanthropy. TSM.
Managing to get a shack shirt without shacking. TSM.
“I have a bow for that.” TSM.