Charging your phone in class. TSM.

Dating fraternity presidents in college, and state senators post-graduation. TSM.

Having a magic power that allows you to turn every conversation into a conversation about your sorority. TSM.

Picking your daughter’s name based on what her monogram will look like. TSM.

Asking your boyfriend to formal with a bow tie to make sure he’ll match your dress. TSM.

Boycotting a fraternity because they don’t have enough elevated surfaces for your liking. TSM.

Ignoring his calls until he admits that you were right and he was wrong. TSTC.

Being asked to one formal by three different guys. TSM.

“Have you met my little?” TSM.