Going on a shopping spree to conceal the extra special Victoria’s Secret purchase from your father. TSM.

I don’t know any pledges unless they’re giving me a ride home. TSM.

Being “unable to even” on a regular basis. TSM.

Stalking the shit out of your online purchases until they arrive at your door. TSM.

Scholar by day, crafter by night. TSM.

Deciding what he’ll wear to his own formal. TSM.

Partying with his rival fraternity after your break up. TSM.

Does being a sober sister count for community service hours? TSM.