Using “Do you know who my big is?” as an excuse for any and all behavior. TSM.

Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his mom, his dog, and his last three girlfriends. TSM.

Hobbies include drinking wine and judging people. TSM.

The grocery store is the real high school reunion. TSM.

Learning someone’s name three nights in a row. TSM.

Making guys at the bar guess which sorority you’re in, then getting offended if they guess wrong. TSM.

Having a decal on your car for your sorority, but not your school. TSM.

“Let’s take a candid.” TSM.

Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.