Voting the biggest shit show onto the standards board, because you know she’ll be the voice of reason. TSM.

Putting off your breakup until you move back in to school, because you’ll need help with boxes. TSTC.

You can’t talk about brands, boys, or booze but, like… that’s all the best stuff. TSM.

Does “Capable of finishing a bottle of Moscato in one sitting” count as a skill for my résumé? TSM.

Being standards worst nightmare even over the summer. TSM.

The drink specials being the only reason you remember what day of the week it is. TSTC.

Snapchatting your best friend from different beds in the same fraternity house. TSM.

“One more shot, then we can go.” TSM.

Bid Day being the second best holiday of the year. Your birthday being the first. TSM.

Sprinkles are the glitter of the baking world. TSM.