Knowing you’ll give in, but making him beg anyway. TSM.

Knowing which day of the week to go to which frat party. TSM.

May your memories always be positive and your pregnancy tests always be negative. TSM.

My goals for the upcoming semester are basically just to get kicked out of fewer bars. TSM.

Being more proud of your tan than your 4.0 GPA. TSM.

Feeling accomplished when you’re at a party and haven’t hooked up with any of the attendees. TSM.

Handling your alcohol better than your emotions. TSM.

Ruining your life and liver simultaneously. TSTC.

“Umm…can I get a shirt to wear?” TSM.

Never being scared to post a selfie on Instagram because you know your sisters will always like it. TSM.