But, serious question, wouldn’t putting anything antibacterial in your lady parts mess up your delicate pH balance and lead to yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis?
If you’ve got a decent sized ass, rompers give you a serious case of saggy mom butt. And the elastic waist makes them all bunchy. The diaper comment is spot on.
You’re right, I actually kind of low balled it. A really nice one could be upwards of $40,000 if it’s a high clarity, perfectly white diamond with no inclusions.
A 2.5 carat engagement ring, if it has a good quality diamond and is well made, will run someone between $20,000 and $30,000. That’s the type of purchase that requires months to years of saving and a huge amount of sacrifice for anyone but someone with a ridiculous amount of disposable income.
But no you’re totally right, it’s COMPLETELY UNFAIR for someone to not buy you perfume or a massage after spending their entire life savings on a piece of jewelry! How could they be so stingy?
I’ve done it twice with my boyfriend because he’s lucky as hell. I’ve done it the right way, plenty of lube and three glasses of wine deep (enough to be relaxed)…and I still was not a fan. I’ll probably end up trying it again because sometimes we do things for love we wouldn’t otherwise…but I might never enjoy it. Such is life.
Nah, fall weather is the greatest. But I also hate heat/humidity, love wearing sweaters and tights and hate shorts with a burning passion so there’s that.
^YES. I was in a relationship very very similar to this in the beginning, then a few months down the line it slowly progressed to the point where physical and sexual abuse came into play too. If a guy starts out treating you bad, it’s unlikely he’s going to have a sudden change of heart and start treating you better down the line.
Yeah I used to think this, then I started dating a guy who’s not an asshole, and even though he didn’t have all the right moves right away, he cared about me and my satisfaction enough to learn, and for me, not for his own sense of being a stud.
The first (and last) time I let my boyfriend do this, it got in my eye…turns out semen is a “basic solution” so my eye was swollen and red for several days.
This is also referred to as the “rhythm method” and is the preferred (read: only acceptable) method of birth control for practicing catholics as I learned from my 12 years in catholic school. Everybody knows catholic families are notorious for being excellent at preventing pregnancy. Irish twins, anyone?
As a former chapter president who finished her term this past December, it’s got its ups and downs. The ups are typically how much bonding you get to do with your fellow execs, in the form of enjoying your misery together and understanding what the other is going through. That and you do get to serve your chapter and sometimes do some real genuine good.
The stuff that SUCKS and sucks hard is that no one really appreciates all the time, effort, tears, and sacrifice that you had to put in your position and will criticize your every move. To the point where i often felt like I had given up my rights to be a human being with faults, let alone to be a college student who wanted to have fun and enjoy my time in my sorority as much as everyone else. And yes, you will have to sacrifice having fun a lot of the time. It’s a lot of responsibility, and it can be really, really lonely.
But it also gives you a killer resume boost and some great things to talk about in grad school/job interviews as far as interpersonal skills and time management, etc. go. And I’ve had younger girls tell me they looked up to me and appreciated everything I’d done. And that made it completely worth it.
Damn and I bitch up a storm about being allergic to sunscreen. These poor souls.
She also doesn’t really seem to understand the distinction between clarity and color…clarity has nothing to do with how white your diamond is.
Wait…why aren’t you supposed to breathe through your nose?
And this list made me cry.
Sounds perfect.
But, serious question, wouldn’t putting anything antibacterial in your lady parts mess up your delicate pH balance and lead to yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis?
If you’ve got a decent sized ass, rompers give you a serious case of saggy mom butt. And the elastic waist makes them all bunchy. The diaper comment is spot on.
You’re right, I actually kind of low balled it. A really nice one could be upwards of $40,000 if it’s a high clarity, perfectly white diamond with no inclusions.
A 2.5 carat engagement ring, if it has a good quality diamond and is well made, will run someone between $20,000 and $30,000. That’s the type of purchase that requires months to years of saving and a huge amount of sacrifice for anyone but someone with a ridiculous amount of disposable income.
But no you’re totally right, it’s COMPLETELY UNFAIR for someone to not buy you perfume or a massage after spending their entire life savings on a piece of jewelry! How could they be so stingy?
Seriously?
Well this hits close to home…thanks for saying all of the things I never found a way to say.
I’ve done it twice with my boyfriend because he’s lucky as hell. I’ve done it the right way, plenty of lube and three glasses of wine deep (enough to be relaxed)…and I still was not a fan. I’ll probably end up trying it again because sometimes we do things for love we wouldn’t otherwise…but I might never enjoy it. Such is life.
Nah, fall weather is the greatest. But I also hate heat/humidity, love wearing sweaters and tights and hate shorts with a burning passion so there’s that.
^YES. I was in a relationship very very similar to this in the beginning, then a few months down the line it slowly progressed to the point where physical and sexual abuse came into play too. If a guy starts out treating you bad, it’s unlikely he’s going to have a sudden change of heart and start treating you better down the line.
Yeah I used to think this, then I started dating a guy who’s not an asshole, and even though he didn’t have all the right moves right away, he cared about me and my satisfaction enough to learn, and for me, not for his own sense of being a stud.
The first (and last) time I let my boyfriend do this, it got in my eye…turns out semen is a “basic solution” so my eye was swollen and red for several days.
Wait, wait wait….less than $4000 for rooming and board?! My school’s room and board is $13,000 a year…and it’s a state school. Thanks New Jersey
This is also referred to as the “rhythm method” and is the preferred (read: only acceptable) method of birth control for practicing catholics as I learned from my 12 years in catholic school. Everybody knows catholic families are notorious for being excellent at preventing pregnancy. Irish twins, anyone?
Zimbabwe isn’t even that big relative to other countries. Her metaphors are way off.
…New Jersey?
As a former chapter president who finished her term this past December, it’s got its ups and downs. The ups are typically how much bonding you get to do with your fellow execs, in the form of enjoying your misery together and understanding what the other is going through. That and you do get to serve your chapter and sometimes do some real genuine good.
The stuff that SUCKS and sucks hard is that no one really appreciates all the time, effort, tears, and sacrifice that you had to put in your position and will criticize your every move. To the point where i often felt like I had given up my rights to be a human being with faults, let alone to be a college student who wanted to have fun and enjoy my time in my sorority as much as everyone else. And yes, you will have to sacrifice having fun a lot of the time. It’s a lot of responsibility, and it can be really, really lonely.
But it also gives you a killer resume boost and some great things to talk about in grad school/job interviews as far as interpersonal skills and time management, etc. go. And I’ve had younger girls tell me they looked up to me and appreciated everything I’d done. And that made it completely worth it.
Most of these I can get behind, but…not putting ranch dressing on pizza?