He’s the kind of guy I would even for. TSM.

“Like ring by spring serious, or just formal serious?” TSM.

We’ve hooked up like four times now, so we’re basically engaged. TSM.

It’s not resting bitch face. It’s a bonafide dirty look. TSM.

Being the senior that they both fear and aspire to be. TSM.

No time for fuckboys. Plenty of time to fuck boys. TSTC.

People being able to figure out which sorority you’re in because “you have a look about you.” TSM.

“Why were we that drunk on a Monday?” TSM.

*Sneaks flask into bar via Marc Jacobs clutch.* TSM.