More likely to have scrapbook paper than graphing paper. TSTC.

Heart-to-hearts during group bathroom trips. TSM.

Continuing to learn about things you did that one drunken night months later. TSM.

Sitting back and watching as he does all the things for you he swore he never would for a girl. TSM.

You can tell a lot about a girl by her big. TSM.

Being both the best and worst role model for your littles. TSM.

My chapter gets attention from guys in real life. We don’t need to join a “Tumblr war.” TSM.

Having your own parking spot at your favorite fraternity. TSM.