Giving great advice you’d never take yourself. TSM.

Being known as the “Bitch Face Family.” TSM.

Love the wine you drink. Drink the wine you love. TSM.

Judging that one girl who tries way too hard to be sweetheart. TSM.

Forgetting you’re not actually related to your big. TSM.

Wearing pink, because the 10th anniversary of Mean Girls falls on Wednesday. TSM.

Stressing out about how to decorate your cap for graduation. TSM.

“Well she was a waste of a bid.” TSM.

He buys the drinks, but I call the shots. TSM.

Dating fraternity presidents in college, and state senators post-graduation. TSM.