Being invited to a fraternity’s formal before their sweetheart is. TSM.

“We have more drunk photos than sober ones.” TSM.

Having the pledges bring you a Diet Coke when you’re stuck in the library, even though you haven’t been studying for over an hour. TSTC.

Talking about your favorite fraternity as if you were a member. TSM.

Synchronized periods. TSM.

What happens in the group message stays in the group message. TSM.

Using the emergency money your parents gave you on a formal dress, because it’s a fashion emergency. TSM.