“It’s a Match!” TSM.

The number of bruises you find Monday morning directly correlating to how good your weekend was. TSM.

Liking him on Tinder just because he has a picture of him wearing your letters. TSM.

“I hate that he’s seen me naked.” TSM.

Does Pinterest count as studying? TSM.

Ranking the figure skaters based solely on the number of rhinestones per costume. TSM.

“I have a bow for that.” TSM.

Dating a scrub. NS. Dating a man in scrubs. TSM.