Getting a power-point from his best friend as you leave the frat house the morning after. TSM.

No, Diet Pepsi is not okay. TSM.

Monograming your blender. TSM.

I have mixed drinks about feelings. TSM.

Having no idea how much drinks cost at your favorite bar. TSM.

Red cup. Hands up. TSM.

I’m not drunk. I just can’t feel anything. TSM.

Your costume box being bigger in college than it was in kindergarten. TSM.