Being voted “Most likely to have a hidden wild side.” TSM.

Spending your book money on wine. TSM.

Treat every week like it’s syllabus week. TSM.

I’m pretty sure I always have the right of way. TSM.

Resting Bitch Face. TSM.

“I’m over it,” either meaning “I’m not even a little bit over it” or “You’re dead to me” with no in between. TSM.

Remembering to grab your charter even when the house catches on fire. TSM.

Always having a chilled bottle of wine ready for good days, bad days and Wednesdays. TSM.

Never regretting your actions, only your text messages. TSM.