Sorority politics are more corrupt than House of Cards. TSM.

Forever alone. NS. Forever available. TSM.

Becoming the senior you were once afraid of. TSM.

Being known as the “bitch-face” family. TSM.

Meeting your future little in a fraternity house bathroom. TSM.

My two favorite words: “paper chapter.” TSM.

Starting the night with glitter on your face. Ending it with glitter on his. TSM.

Using your doctor’s suggestion to get more Vitamin C as an excuse to drink mimosas. TSM.

There’s a pledge for that. TSM.