Letting him know you’re DTF: down to formal. TSM.

My ashes would turn to glitter, not dust. TSM.

Threatening to call your drunk crying friend’s big if she doesn’t stop. TSM.

Using “She must be a legacy” as an insult. TSM.

Drunk is always the theme. TSM.

Doing a walk of shame straight to class. TSTC.

Playing “Say Yes To The Dress” before formal. TSM.

Sushi dates. TSM.