I don’t know any pledges unless they’re giving me a ride home. TSM.

Being “unable to even” on a regular basis. TSM.

Stalking the shit out of your online purchases until they arrive at your door. TSM.

Scholar by day, crafter by night. TSM.

Stealing his clothes on the way out with no intentions of returning them. TSM.

Deciding what he’ll wear to his own formal. TSM.