Picking your daughter’s name based on what her monogram will look like. TSM.

Asking your boyfriend to formal with a bow tie to make sure he’ll match your dress. TSM.

Boycotting a fraternity because they don’t have enough elevated surfaces for your liking. TSM.

Taking stack pictures at a fraternity formal, because your whole family was invited. TSM.

Ignoring his calls until he admits that you were right and he was wrong. TSTC.

Koozies are the only reason I “don’t have pictures with alcohol.” TSM.

A guy going from bangable to dateable in the swipe of a black card. TSM.