During rush, instead of asking where your dad works, I ask what your dad owns. TSM.

Marked the Democratic Ad’s on Facebook as Offensive. TSM.

The only time I respond to GDI’s is when they’re taking my order. TSM.

Just dumped my boyfriend. He told me he didn’t plan on rushing when we get to college this fall…TSM.

Getting put on social probation for a year for wrestling in a baby pool of KY Jelly. TSM.

On gamedays, I shotgun Nattys in $300 Lilly dresses and my grandmother’s pearls. TSM.

Paying for my friends? Like a bunch of hot girls need to pay people to be friends with them. TSM.

Last night some guy with spiked hair told me that he “works in sales” and that he is “loaded”. I almost vommed. TSM.