Even my Daddy buys me drinks. TSM.

Reading TFM turns me on. TSM.

Paying overnight shipping to get my custom jacks in before rush. TSM.

Never having to open a door on campus. TSM.

Ocean gods took my VV croakies today…walked back to my beach bag and pulled out my spare. TSM.

A girl asked where I got my skirt and I told her it was Lilly. She replies with, “what’s that?” I moved seats. TSM.

Wearing running shorts, hair in a messy bun, no makeup,and still looking better than you. TSM.

Wore Lilly on bid day, all four years. TSM.

It’s not a walk of shame if you’re in $500 shoes and you get dropped off in a Range Rover. Yes, you GDI, I do have sex hair, but it still looks better than yours. TSM.

I used my pearl necklace to put my hair in a ponytail while giving head. TSM.