Pedicured toes in Chacos. TSM.

Dear Weightloss Commercial Girl, going from size 15 to 4 is not an accomplishment. 4=fat. TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.

Thinking J. Crew is way too mainstream and GDI friendly. TSM.

There’s a reason Lilly doesn’t make a pattern for your sorority. TSM.

There is no escaping the Freshman 15. I now weigh 105 lbs. TSM.

My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.

I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.

I don’t dye my hair or starve myself to stay thin. I don’ t look down upon lower tier sororities. I’m not getting my MRS degree but an MBA instead. I can make a fantastic sandwich, award winning cupcakes and unbutton an Oxford and khakis with one hand. TSM.