Having a Lilly coozie doesnt’t change the fact that you’re in a bottom-tier sorority. TSM.

Wearing knock-off Lilly is worse than wearing no Lilly at all. And you wonder why you’re a GDI. TSM.

I love both my daddies: the daddy that pays and the daddy that lays. TSM.

Sorry GDIs, Nike shorts only look good with letters. TSM.

Communications major, engaged at 21, and I own more pearls and Lilly dresses than your house is worth. TSM.

Gameday. Drinking out of my monogramed Tervis Tumbler while all the other girls drink out of Sonic cups. TSM.

Bed canopy fell, so I had to use a skillet as a hammer because Daddy didn’t give me my pink tool kit yet. TSM.

White trash party. I have nothing to wear. TSM.

Planning a seamless transition from living on Daddy’s money to living on my Frat Daddy’s money. TSM.

It doesn’t bother me that women don’t get as many job offers or promotions, as long as men keep buying my drinks. TSM.