Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.
Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.
My thighs don’t touch. TSM.
Sarah Palin wearing Nike shorts, shooting guns, planning on running for president, and making Todd sandwiches. TSM.
Being a Jackie, not a Marilyn. TSM.
You know you’re a GDI, if you’re a teen mom. TSM.
I’m not worried about the sophomore slump, since the only thing I have close to love handles are the belt loops on my size 0 jeans. TSM.
Going to class decked out in Burberry because I want to make sure everyone knows that I’m still classy despite everything that happened this past weekend. TSM.
Texting daddy to figure out who I’m suppose to vote for. TSM.
Technically Daddy votes 4 times: his vote, mom’s vote, my sister’s vote, and my vote. TSM.
I have social anxiety when I wear shirts without frockets. TSM.