Your big-little gifts making it onto Nationals’ Instagram. TSM.

Setting aside $500 in your semester budget for your little. TSM.

Looking at your manager blankly when she condescendingly asks “What’s more important: your job or your sorority?” TSTC.

Partying hard enough to be sent to standards, but being intimidating enough never to be sent. TSM.

Being able to fall asleep to sirens and frat parties as if they were lullabies. TSM.