Tweeting from his house with your location setting on, because you know his girlfriend stalks your tweets. TSTC.

Starting the night with glitter on your face. Ending it with glitter on his. TSM.

Using your doctor’s suggestion to get more Vitamin C as an excuse to drink mimosas. TSM.

Always carrying an extra shirt in case you have to change out of letters to drink before class. TSM.

Feeling “I just poured wine in my cereal” hungover. TSM.

Your GPA being rivaled only by your BAC. TSM.

“It’s a Match!” TSM.

The number of bruises you find Monday morning directly correlating to how good your weekend was. TSM.

Who starts papers during the daylight hours? TSTC.

Doing squats in the tanning booth, because multi-tasking. TSM.