Laughing when people say that they can’t taste the difference between diet and regular. TSM.

Taking your vitamins with wine. TSM.

Drunk eating unhealthy amounts of healthy food. TSM.

Balancing your calorie intake by giving up food, not alcohol. TSM.

Feeling an extra boost of confidence when your bra and panties are your sorority’s colors. TSM.

Mystery emails from your mystery big. TSM.

Leaving with his Patagonia. TSM.

I’m celebrating Valenwine’s Day. TSM.

He gives me the douchebumps. TSM.

Hannah Kearney’s post-Olympic goal being to become the world’s best homemaker. TSM.