Bid Day: NFL Draft for sorority girls. TSM.

The three-hour discussion about potential dates the minute a function is announced. TSM.

Realizing you invited 50 people to a dinner of “just close girlfriends.” TSM.

When your new g-little quotes a submission you posted to TSM years ago back to you. TSM.

Replacing the word “cowboy” with “frat boy” when singing country songs so that they are more relevant to your life. TSM.