Piss me off and I’ll put glitter in your AC vents. TSM.

Taking full advantage of the fact that you won’t be sent to standards the last month of senior year. TSM.

Being sent to standards for “encouraging others to participate in sometimes questionable behavior at mixers and other social events.” TSTC.

Being next to your best friend in the composite. TSM.

Managing to get a shack shirt even though you slept naked. TSM.

Adding a statement necklace to last night’s shack shirt. TSM.