Shacking on a yacht. TSM.

Getting your mom to do the skinny arm in family pictures. TSM.

“Wait…Blow as in cocaine, or blow as in job?” TSM.

Taking a guy from the craziest fraternity to functions, because he’s the only one who can keep up. TSM.

Using anti-nausea pills for the wrong reason. TSM.

Recycling your hookups to keep your number down. TSM.

Knowing exactly which TSM photos will have mean comments from the guys before you click on them. TSM.

Diet Coke. TSM. Coke diet. TSTC.

Feeling obligated to hang out with a guy after he buys you a drink, but deciding against it anyway. TSTC.

Having a love-hate relationship with relationships. TSM.