“I don’t want to hook up with him, but I still want him to want to hook up with me.” TSM.

Taking yoga, so you’ll be better in bed. TSM.

Judging a girl by how her boyfriend dresses. TSM.

The highlight of your day at the beach being the “How tan did I get?” shower at the end of it. TSM.

Your only want in life being world peace…and a Birkin bag. TSM.

Blair Waldorf is my spirit animal. TSM.

Girls just want to have fun. Sorority girls just want to have funds. TSM.

Not being able to paint a cooler for shit, but getting an invitation to every formal anyway. TSM.

Having no legacy connection, no friends in the chapter, and no letters of recommendation, but still getting a bid to a top house. TSM.

Talking to a boy you have no intention of sleeping with for an hour, because he keeps buying free shots. TSM.