Confusing your stomach flu for a hangover. TSM.
Confusing your stomach flu for a hangover. TSM.
Treating every week like syllabus week. TSTC.
Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. TSM.
Pray for my soul, my liver and my dignity. TSM.
“Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clapping. I got a real good feeling something bad’s about to happen.” -Miranda Lambert. TSM.
I like you better when I’m wasted. TSM.