Drinking water to curb hunger. TSM.

I’d wife him so hard. TSM.

Being excited to live on Greek Row because the walk won’t be so far in the morning. TSM.

Being called to standards as an alum. TSM.

I like my drinks like I like my country: free. TSM.

I’ll grow up when I graduate. TSM.

People knowing which sorority you’re in by the way you talk. TSM.

I like my men like I like my whiskey: strong, straight, and made in the South. TSM.

Sorority baseball hats were made to hide a hangover. TSM.

I was productive today. I went tanning. TSM.